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1. your mom
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what u say in responce to any question
your mom : so what did u do today?
you : your mom

jen: so what r we doin 2day in french?
me: your mom!
by your mom Mar 29, 2003 share this
2. your mom
May 8, 2005 Urban Word of the Day
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an abstract concept loosely affiliated with notions of the intended audience's maternal figure.

normally expressed as an intended slight on said maternal figure. often serves as indication of the end of a conversation.
X: That is one very fat farm animal.
Y: You're a fat farm animal.
X: I'll show you a fat farm animal.
Y: Your mom is a fat farm animal.
by BvO Apr 22, 2003 share this
3. your mom
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A phrase used when you have absolutely no idea how to answer a question, or piss someone off. Highly recommended phrase to be used during business meetings.
Important Guy: "Mr. Smith, how long do you think the proposal will take?"

You: about as long as your mom
by Ginza Oct 24, 2003 share this
4. Your Mom
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The way to answer a question when you're bored.
"Timmy, what is the world's largest continent?"
"Your mom."
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"Hey, what are you doing this weekend?"
"Your mom."
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"Hey, who do you plan on making pseudo-sexual comments about?"
"Your mom."
by Silly Aug 16, 2004 share this
5. your mom
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The thing annoying retards say when they think they're cool, or what they say when they don't feel like answering a question (usually followed by a high pitched voice screaming OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
Guy: Duuuuude, hahahahaha, I watched a movie
Guy#2: I watched your MOM

Dude: What'd u have for lunch
Dude#2: YOUR MOM!!!!
Random Dude: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by Truth Speaker May 1, 2004 share this
6. your mom
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1.an insult
2.an answer to any question,
3.my alter-ego on the internet.
4.best type of joke/insult ever.

also used for yelling at people on TV when they ask obvious questions.
1.
Random person: That bag is ugly.
Me: Your mom is ugly.

2.
Random person:What is that thing on your face?
Me:Your mom.

3.
Internet person: Who are you?
Me: Your mom.

4.
Your mom is so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
by Aya-kun Aug 11, 2004 share this
7. Your Mom
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The last desperate resort to save what's left of your saggy public image, in an obviously lost verbal or written argument.
"Your a fat pig who likes to masterbate in his own sweat, i even caught you masterbating, you cant deny it anymore."
-"Yeah your mom."
by anonymous Apr 20, 2003 share this
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