13 definitions by Violetownz

walmart

Walmart is the evil empire.

Walmart is corrupting your children.

Cheers.

by Violetownz January 6, 2008

SmarterChild

A stupid IM robot who doesn't let you use words that you want to when playing it's stupid version of madlibs.

Joe and his dog were masturbating to school when a red penis suddenly appeared in front of them. It ran up his leg and climbed into his pocket. The green creature poked its head out and looked around surprisingly. The cunts sucked at the sight in amazement. Few had ever seen a vagina trying to click in someone's pocket before.
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I told you. It would have been a lot better if it weren't for stupid SmarterChild.

by Violetownz January 20, 2008

California

THOSE SHITBAGS ARE TRYING TO STEAL WISCONSIN'S TITLE.

Bitch, you don't wanna mess with angry cheeseheads.

Ours cows kick your cows skanky asses.

Bite me.

Those damn cow commercials are just propaganda in the war of the dairyland title.

Fuck California.

by Violetownz January 18, 2008

Ani DiFranco

The best thing in the world. Fuck sliced bread.

Her music is great, she's hot, and I don't know anyone who knows about her doesn't like her.

Ani DiFranco sings my lullabies.

I LOVE YOU ANI!

by Violetownz January 18, 2008

shan't

A shitty aunt; an aunt covered in shit; a hateful sister of your mother or father

My shan't should burn in hell

by Violetownz December 28, 2007

magic

My other answer to everything.

Peson: How... did you get up there?
Me: Magic
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Person: HOW THE HELL DID YOU FIND THAT?
Me: Magic
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Teacher: How did you get a perfect score on the test? You're either sleeping or talking in class and you've never ONCE done your homework.
Me: Magic.
Teacher:...
Me: What did you want me to say? Brain steroids??

by Violetownz January 18, 2008

wigglacious

That little symbol people often have at the end of a sentance when they miss the number one.

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Chatter: OMG~
Chatter: *OMG! That damn wigglacious thing is so annoying~

by Violetownz January 17, 2008