key your car
key your car by nikiniko January 28, 2014
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key to your gate
key to your gate by That_girl_got_game/gang December 27, 2016
Your keyboard to God's screen
Variation on "your lips to Gods ears" - may the (perhaps improbable) wish you just typed be received by the Divine, and then brought to fruition. Another way to say, "Boy, I sure hope so!"
Your keyboard to God's screen by smendler June 18, 2009
smashing your keyboard
When you get so angry that you smash your keyboard and do type some random stuff and sometimes make the keys fling.
smashing your keyboard by Matcher/Bacon Heast December 22, 2021
Eat your keyboard
A kind way of telling a keyboard warrior to smash their face into the keyboard for being such an idiot
Normal person: furries should be illegal
Sjw: thats very furr-phobic of you
Normal person: go eat your keyboard furry
Sjw: thats very furr-phobic of you
Normal person: go eat your keyboard furry
Eat your keyboard by thekingoftheweb January 22, 2021
Last Chance To Lose Your Keys
home on a saturday nite with all my doors locked up tight i won't think about you baby....
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Last Chance To Lose Your Keys by davide January 9, 2005
lock your keys in your car
to unintentionally get knocked up or knock up someone else, leaving you with two courses of action: Call a professional, or use a coat hanger.
Guy 1: "So what's up with you and your fuck buddy?"
Guy 2: "Oh man, we have a problem."
Guy 1: "Dude, did you lock your keys in your car?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, out in the high school parking lot."
Guy 1: "Well at least you know your options."
Guy 2: "Oh man, we have a problem."
Guy 1: "Dude, did you lock your keys in your car?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, out in the high school parking lot."
Guy 1: "Well at least you know your options."
lock your keys in your car by Pepper Corn October 21, 2008