Blimey mate i am touching cloth and have a huge tortoise head i really need to go and turn my bike round, see you in five, or:
Your'e twitching like you need to go and turn your bike round mate
Your'e twitching like you need to go and turn your bike round mate
by Ed209 February 23, 2006
One who was formerly religious, but has since turned to not listening for him anymore.
NOTE: This does not apply to agnostism or atheism
NOTE: This does not apply to agnostism or atheism
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004
by Anna Odey December 26, 2009
To insert a brass mouthpiece (a tuba mouthpiece is ideal for accuracy, but a trombone or high wind will work) into a woman's vagina and blow into it as if you were playing.
Can also be phrased as "turn this bitch into a tuba," if she is not already in a relationship.
Can also be phrased as "turn this bitch into a tuba," if she is not already in a relationship.
by Telemarooners December 2, 2019
by JuicyJ14388 November 10, 2017
What you say to yourself when you see someone driving with their headlights off at night.
These people seem to not have a clue that the street in front of them is dark. The most likely causes of this idiocy are car gauges are automatically illuminated even with the headlight switch off making one think that their lights are on...or one thinks they have their switch on auto headlights when it is not.
These people seem to not have a clue that the street in front of them is dark. The most likely causes of this idiocy are car gauges are automatically illuminated even with the headlight switch off making one think that their lights are on...or one thinks they have their switch on auto headlights when it is not.
by cpetkunas June 13, 2019
Calling someone a name and/or insulting them, then quickly turning your back to your victim so they cannot reply.
Make a crack and turn your back
Person 1: You are retarted (quickly turns away).
Victim: Damn it. Now he is occupied with something else so I cannot reply.
Person 1: You are retarted (quickly turns away).
Victim: Damn it. Now he is occupied with something else so I cannot reply.
by HAHAHAHAH1AHAHAHAHAHA April 26, 2011