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I hate you, you hate me. I killed you and you're dead now. with a great big splash and bodies on the floor, no more you cause you're dead.

1. I hate you, you hate me. I killed you and you're dead now. with a great big splash and bodies on the floor, no more you cause you're dead.
A death note to all who live on this earth.

Choke me like you hate me but you love me lowkey wanna speedrun with me ;) ? 

Best pickup line ever in the smp
Choke me like you hate me but you love me lowkey wanna speedrun with me ;) ? Is like a pickup meant as a joke i made And also for the people who knows wherebit came from

You can hate me if you want, I'm not changing for nothing 

A phrase that can be said in self-defense when someone is verbally harassing you. It implies that you do not care if they hate you for what you are or what you do, and that you will not conform to their ways to satisfy them. Useful in situations involving politics, choosing sides in an argument, etc. It is a perfect saying when you are under verbal attack by hate-filled people.
Some bitch: You suck! That's because you're a Republican!
Ryan (Me): You can hate me if you want, I'm not changing for nothing.

The Kentucky Yankee: Proud UrbanDictionary user giving you great comebacks since August 1, 2004.

you're gonna hate me, but 

Something you never want anyone to say. Whenever you hear this, you should run because, you know it's going to be something bad. When someone says this, they often did something they know will make you upset. They confess using this simple yet awful phrase.
You're gonna hate me, but I used all of the shampoo.
You're gonna hate me, but I took all of your toilet paper.
You're gonna hate me, but, I ate your leftover Subway.
You're gonna hate me, but I lost your dog.

omg you’re gonna hate me

something a girl says to you when she doesn’t wanna hang out with you later anymore
You: “ I’m excited to hang with u tn”
Her: “omg you’re gonna hate me for this…”

dont hate me cuz you aint me

A phrase to describe when another has extreme jealousy toward you or another.
Person 1: That's bullshit you got five numbers tonight and I couldn't even get a girl to notice I was alive.

Person 2: Dont hate me cuz you aint me