by BusySucking January 10, 2019
Your sleeping in your maggot sheets, when u wake up to find the one and only Tomathy Holland breathing and staring at you. He leans over and whispers in your elbow, “you’ve been Tomed.”
by tom holland’s toes January 12, 2022
Friend: Aw man I got it by a truck
Me:* sings* you’ve been hit by, struck by, truck OWWWWW
friend: I hate you
Me:* sings* you’ve been hit by, struck by, truck OWWWWW
friend: I hate you
by Das nuts 69 February 22, 2021
The song that makes people cry when they have no friends it’s also the song that make people want to become toys
by Yeet dinosaur September 26, 2019
An idiom of surprise and disbelief. Synonym of “you’ve got to be joking,” or “you’ve got to be pulling my leg.”
“I found tickets to the big game tonight!”
“You’ve got to be blowing my dad!”
“No, for real! I bought them from a reseller.”
“You’ve got to be blowing my dad!”
“No, for real! I bought them from a reseller.”
by Pssssseudonym December 20, 2022
To be honest this quote make absolutely no sense by go off. Noah scentedmayo said this at an award show.
Me: “That girl was rude, I’m going to go kick her.”
My Friend: “it matters not what you’ve done but what you do with what you’ve done for others” , follow the quote or else karma will get ur ass
My Friend: “it matters not what you’ve done but what you do with what you’ve done for others” , follow the quote or else karma will get ur ass
by goldman420 February 22, 2021
a phrase used when someone has a lot of lice so they flood into their kitchen, and into their oven mits
by i AM the silly August 10, 2023