when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed
when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed and says do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss
by The Bandit May 8, 2008
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Translated from Chinglish. aka If you can do it then you should go up and do it. It's used against people who criticize others' work, especially when the criticizer it not that much better. Often followed by "no can no BB", which means "if you can't do it then don't even criticize it".
"That person does not deserve the award."
"You can you up"
by gingerdesu April 10, 2014
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It's a popular phrase in Chinese, generally speaking it means " if you think you can achieve something while you are criticizing others, you go and achieve it". It always use with "no can no bb" which means if you can not achieve it, stop bullshiting" bb means talking shit in Chinese
Tyler: This chemistry thing seems to be so ez, why it takes you forever?
Me: You can you up, no can no bb
by Pz.Hu April 9, 2014
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You talk a good game! Lets put some money on it. "You can you up"!
by talk2me-JCH2 February 17, 2022
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When you want to shut someone up. You use it and become a sarcastic bastard. Somehow, it pretty much works in any situation.
Professor: Blah blah blah boring lecture
random kid: Ok yeah, thank you schmank you
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an expression which states that anyone will miss out on a great opportunity if they don't remain aware or open to communication.
"I tried to call you about those concert tickets, but there was no answer...guess you were still crashed out.... so I took Marsha instead.
We had an awesome time, both at the show AND afterwards! :)"

"oh well, you snooze you lose I guess."
by hipster February 5, 2005
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