Self-appointed authority to make someone annoying go away. Gleaned from a similar phrase used by the cool "Bailiff Byrd" from the "Judge Judy" show.
Girl: What are you doing? Does this make me look fat? Can I bitch at you about all my girlfriends that I hate? Are you gonna just lie there all day and watch TV? Wanna go to the mall?
Guy: Thank you, you are excused, you may step out.
Guy: Thank you, you are excused, you may step out.
by Loudin Obnoxious July 18, 2008
One of the saddest In Another Life references. (Say this to your friend who likes Bokuaka and they’ll start crying)
“I found you.”
A trembling, tender laugh escaped Akaashi.
“You found me.”
Person 1: “I found you” “You found me”
Person 2: “I will fucking break your ankles” (yes it’s a killing stalking reference)
A trembling, tender laugh escaped Akaashi.
“You found me.”
Person 1: “I found you” “You found me”
Person 2: “I will fucking break your ankles” (yes it’s a killing stalking reference)
by ._weebkoreaboo_. November 9, 2020
Fuck you fuck you fuck you
by WidomBird June 1, 2020
by Endmeplease September 4, 2018
1. the act of doing what one believes is the right decision, being oneself
2. a response when somebody constantly asks for suggestions, but doesn't actually need or listen to them
2. a response when somebody constantly asks for suggestions, but doesn't actually need or listen to them
1. Person: "Dude, I just dropped, like, 20 bucks on a scooter.
Person: "Cool, you do you."
2. Person: "But I really think I should get Subway."
Person: "You do You, man."
Person: "Cool, you do you."
2. Person: "But I really think I should get Subway."
Person: "You do You, man."
by personthingything April 3, 2016
Just like you are what you eat, you are a manifestation of what you think and feel about yourself. Bullies can't steal your joy, unless you let them. They can beat you, they can steal your possessions, they can try to cut you down with words, but they will never steal the joy inside your soul because you know better; you know who you are. You Define You and it shows by the honorable way you live, everyday. You are a brave leader and you set the standard of what that means. You are stronger. So smile, k. :)
"Try as you may, you don't define me, I do! (Through my own thoughts and actions.) And I don't define you. You Define You!"
by Love me or get off my cloud. April 5, 2013
a deliberately annoying, or innocently stupid way of saying "you betcha" (first noticed on The Young And The Restless spoken by Victor Newman)
by yorrick hunt January 18, 2008