you're racist

'you're racist'
A term often shouted, said or uttered by a white person who thinks they are standing up for black-rights, when-in-fact, they are making themselves look stupid.

Person1: Will Smith is not funny.
Person2: " you're racist ".

you're racist by Choo-Choo McGrew January 23, 2008

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you're racist

Something that a minority (black,mexican,ECT) says to a white person when they make an ignorant or retarted comeback.

If you call someone a niggar or a beaner, then you're racist.

you're racist by JoeBro March 10, 2005

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You're racist

what a racist person says to lefties when they hear something progressive

Racist: Oh you want equality well you're racist

You're racist by Metal_Rod December 25, 2021

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You're a racist

"You're a racist!" is the defense immediately spewed by any and all politically correct people when someone criticizes a non-white person.

Rational, thinking person: I can't believe we might have to pay for the free education of people that came into this country illegally.

Liberal: You're a racist!

You're a racist by Comic Nut January 8, 2011

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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