The only phrase in the english language that has no correct response other than changing the subject entirely.
you: Thanks for the cheeseburger.
a friend: You're welcome.
you: I......yeah, so.....um, I'll...... yes.
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you: Thanks for forgiving me about the whole "pizza" thing.
a friend: You're welcome.
you: So that was some pretty fine bowling, wasn't it? I mean those guys are professionals.
a friend: You're welcome.
you: I......yeah, so.....um, I'll...... yes.
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you: Thanks for forgiving me about the whole "pizza" thing.
a friend: You're welcome.
you: So that was some pretty fine bowling, wasn't it? I mean those guys are professionals.
by Manamanah March 30, 2009
Something to say when a co-worker sneezes and there are others in the room. Always gets a laugh due to its incongruity.
For tonz 'o laffs, be prepared with a list of other pointless customary statements for when the person sneezes many times in succesion, e.g.
yes please
fine thank you
I'm sorry
no thank you
For tonz 'o laffs, be prepared with a list of other pointless customary statements for when the person sneezes many times in succesion, e.g.
yes please
fine thank you
I'm sorry
no thank you
(sneeze) you're welcome
(sneeze) yes please
(sneeze) fine thank you
(sneeze) I'm sorry
(sneeze) no thank you
(sneeze) yes please
(sneeze) fine thank you
(sneeze) I'm sorry
(sneeze) no thank you
by The Wandering Understander February 11, 2004
A phrase used by Maui in his song "You're Welcome".
Can be sung at the top of lungs to annoy the shit out of people.
Can be sung at the top of lungs to annoy the shit out of people.
Person 1: Hey dude, thanks for helping me get that date!
Person 2: YOU'RE WELCOME! I'M JUST AN ORDINARY DEMIGUY!
Person 1: Shut up or I will shove your ass down your throat.
Person 2: YOU'RE WELCOME! I'M JUST AN ORDINARY DEMIGUY!
Person 1: Shut up or I will shove your ass down your throat.
by Bobby billy fubbernuck March 12, 2018
A polite way to to respond to thanks. Implies that the other person is welcome to ask for any other favors. Synonymous with no problem.
by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005
You're a gramma nazi. Yes that's gramma without a R. Your welcome.
You're welcome had to be used in the example box. Screw you urban dictionary.
#gramma nazi
You're welcome had to be used in the example box. Screw you urban dictionary.
#gramma nazi
by Gramma nazi June 5, 2015
n. the unsolicited response, to the thanks which was never given, given upon completion of a wholly one-sided sexual act benefiting only the speaker.
v. to afford the other party with the opportunity to fellate you, free of the unfortunate encumbrance of reciprocity, feeling, or any other contact other than that between mouth and penis.
v. to afford the other party with the opportunity to fellate you, free of the unfortunate encumbrance of reciprocity, feeling, or any other contact other than that between mouth and penis.
n.
SomeGuy: (finishes fellatio)
Mortimore Goth: (recipient of fellatio) "You're welcome."
v.
"I 'you're welcomed' a Pakistani barista with shingles and a retired cab-driver this weekend."
SomeGuy: (finishes fellatio)
Mortimore Goth: (recipient of fellatio) "You're welcome."
v.
"I 'you're welcomed' a Pakistani barista with shingles and a retired cab-driver this weekend."
by Mortimore Goth December 21, 2009
by Some dumb ass lmao February 25, 2018