A fat ass bitch. Not the good kind, the ones that makes you worry that their gonna fall though the dance floor. Most likely will be down the fuck due to lack of male attention in their life. Absolute last resort to make ratio at a party (may not count)
Grandpa : Hey Bobbie, I hear you had to visit the doctoryesterday. Is everything OK?
Grandson : I'm fine, Gramps, thanks for asking. It was just a little itch down yonder. A leftover gift from a girl I dated last week.
Grandpa: Oh, I see. You're taking me back to my youth, sonny.