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Oikos yogurt 

J’s favorite yogurt EVER often confused with chobani but he’s since moved on to oikos as his trademark favorite strawberry or in raspberry flavor, known to buy both by the bulk but for some stupid and strange reason it’s been out of stock everywhere in the west.

J will WREAK A HORRIFYING VENGEANCE FOR THIS INJUSTICE DISHONOR
No one gets to fuck with old J’s yogurt and have the audacity to live about it without consequence

Oikos yogurt is famous ONLY because junior the egomaniac consumes it on the daily

Junior The Forbidden One Is the ONLY ONE “able” to consume oikos yogurt as it’s his trademark snack

Oikos yogurt is allowed to be as popular as it is due to junior’s influence and power of all natural and unnatural things
Oikos yogurt by Postage it January 27, 2022
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Yogurt Male 

A more sophisticated and superior male to alpha/sigma males. Yogurt males are very content and respectful individuals who enjoy yogurt and the simpler things in life, such as long walks on the beach ,or enjoying a beautiful sunset while confidently eating yogurt.
Billy: Is that guy over there an alpha?
Nathan: No, he's a Yogurt male.
Billy: wow I'm so jealous, I wish I could radiate such confidence and dominance while eating yogurt.
Yogurt Male by YogurtTruther October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on June 5, 2024
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Yoruichi 

Yoruichi is the former Captain of the 2nd Division of the Gotei 13 as well as the former Commander of the Onmitsukidō. Yoruichi, along with Kisuke Urahara helps Ichigo Kurosaki
Yoruichi Shihōin is so sexy that even a gay thinks she is hawt
Yoruichi by Maikeru0202 August 16, 2009

George-Yogi Bear-Edwards 

A loveable mormon with integrity and values.
Woah man, you're like a modern day George-Yogi Bear-Edwards when you refuse alcohol and stand up for justice!

Shaking My Yogurt 

When one shakes his yogurt; ie. Masturbating
"Mom don't come in, I'm shaking my yogurt!"

Aatvarang Eight Color (Yogi) 

There are seven colors, white or aatvarang is considered and implies to be the eighth color of life. White is the component reflecting a dimension of life, which is beyond existence. White is not recognized as a color and signifies there is no shading, simply white is existent, which is all-inclusive. Simultaneously, white is comprehensive and soothing to soul growth. The white light that you experience shares all seven colors. By doing so, all seven colors can be refracted and experienced. White is enigmatic and comfortable when you choose a spiritual path, which still involves other characteristics of life. Once you decide to wear orange, you cut yourself off from social situations and family dynamic. When choosing to wear white on your spiritual path, you are choosing to gather nothing, while wearing white. This inclines that you’re working on Sadhana (realization) while you’re on your spiritual path, still involving other aspects of life, not gathering life around you with expectations. As a result, one participates in life, but doesn’t gather anything or expect anything, living freely. These Yogi's will choose to wear white on their spiritual walk, as a enigmatic mystical individual. Written by Cice Rivera
For example, on a spiritual path of Sadhana (realization) of spirituality a Yogi will wear white or aatvarang (aatvarang eight color (Yogi), which is the eight color representing (yogi), choosing to experience other aspects of life and not gathering life around them with any expectation. This Yogi will participates in life, but doesn’t gather anything. This Yogi will choose to wear white on their spiritual walk as a enigmatic mystical Yogi.

Yogi Adityanath

a karmyogi, popular leader, good administrator and most famous CM of India,
Future PM
person 1 to 2 :that guy is so dedicated and passionate towards his work
person 2 to 1:yes, one can see yogi adityanath in him.