7 definitions by Postage it

Junior grimes, if anyone chooses to worship him then they’re not properly representing him
Junior: don’t worship anybody, not even me! For I am the first and last of the sinful.

People: okay but we believe you are divine

Guy 1: your really misrepresented old J now, didn’t you?
by Postage it November 3, 2021
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hot E boy that makes bad boys look like Girl Scouts as this guys a staple of chaotic anti societal behavior. from being an infamous Tik toker (@juniortrooper69) to a dangerous youtuber his questionable appearance and activities guarantee only one thing; destruction

Ex model and part time musician btw

has gorgeous eyes and an innocent look but looks can be deceiving. Junior is a poster boy for bad vibes.

Junior beltran ©
Junior beltran: oh yea I’m gonna burn this place down

Girls within a 10 miles: **wet panties**
by Postage it October 20, 2021
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Junior Grimes. what bitches call him, old J is a notorious playa whom all the ladies can’t get enough of....

Aside from being a criminal wannabe, mistah J is likely the real given his mental illness and connections as well as fearless approach to getting shit done. A deadly adversary to society in the making is another way to describe him if you want to get technical.

Mistah J is what they call J, his other names consist of numerous types that I can’t list off the top of my head, grimes is the filthiest kid ever known. Beware the hair!
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Mistah J is a real life criminal kid whom enjoys spreading fear and breaking hearts. No one like grimes who’s the king of crime!

J grimes is another term for mistah J but who gives a shit really
by Postage it November 3, 2021
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Junior Grimes. what bitches call him, old J is a notorious playa whom all the ladies can’t get enough of....

Aside from being a criminal wannabe, mistah J is likely the real given his mental illness and connections as well as fearless approach to getting shit done. A deadly adversary to society in the making is another way to describe him if you want to get technical.

Mistah J is what they call J, his other names consist of numerous types that I can’t list off the top of my head, grimes is the filthiest kid ever known. Beware the hair!
Example:

Mistah J is a real life criminal kid whom enjoys spreading fear and breaking hearts. No one like grimes who’s the king of crime!

J grimes is another term for mistah J but who gives a shit really
by Postage it October 27, 2021
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a kid who’s the fine line between idealism and cynicism as well as the unintentional founder of his own religion “juniorism” and progenitor of a masterful philosophy known as “juniorolosophy” which liberates people from the flaws of society and its broken system.

Though villainous he may be, he’s not completely evil but CAN BE, if it calls for him/her to be.
I’m not saying he’s the fallen one but if the fallen one took upon human form then it’s junifer, the son

Junifer morningsnout is a beautiful young man who’s job is to do as he pleases and to dismantle idolization
by Postage it November 3, 2021
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J’s favorite yogurt EVER often confused with chobani but he’s since moved on to oikos as his trademark favorite strawberry or in raspberry flavor, known to buy both by the bulk but for some stupid and strange reason it’s been out of stock everywhere in the west.

J will WREAK A HORRIFYING VENGEANCE FOR THIS INJUSTICE DISHONOR
No one gets to fuck with old J’s yogurt and have the audacity to live about it without consequence

Oikos yogurt is famous ONLY because junior the egomaniac consumes it on the daily

Junior The Forbidden One Is the ONLY ONE “able” to consume oikos yogurt as it’s his trademark snack

Oikos yogurt is allowed to be as popular as it is due to junior’s influence and power of all natural and unnatural things
by Postage it January 28, 2022
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junior Grimes (J. Grimes)

Australian-british rapper singer and PI, and loner outcast individual who’s got a freestyle titled “unknown artist” as well
by Postage it October 28, 2021
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