eff yo couch

1.)The answer to any comment.
2.)The act of fucking someones couch

1.)Hey! get me some cheese
Hey...eff yo couch!
2.)You ever wonder what happened to your couch? you know that big hole that's in it? Yeah.. that was me. I effed yo couch.

by Andrew Johnson June 9, 2006

crack yo couch

play on fuck yo couch. but to either mean that someone did something stupid or as an added umph to a sarcastic remark/comeback.

yo mama so fat she's on *both* sides of the family! crack yo couch!

by vap February 25, 2005

fuck yo couch

If a motherfucker spill his motherfucking drink on you in the club while you fresh he fucking up yo couch man. If a bitch loud as hell in yo ear while you trying to get your smoke on or you sleep, she fucking up yo couch man. If the police come around this motherfucker messin up your paper they fucking up yo couch.

Fuck yo couch: nigga you fucking up my couch.

by yanar October 28, 2006

fuck yo couch

Dissing someone else's crew, or crib.

Giants - "We just schooled your ass."
Patriots - "Man, fuck yo couch."

by Luler February 8, 2008

Fuck yo couch

go fuck yourself, in a defusing situation while talking shit

Jonny: Nigga yous gay.

Damon: Fuck yo couch nigga

by Master of Ceremonies August 2, 2008

Fuck Yo Couch

Any thing that is done that that fucks up anything of yours.

1. if you in the club and somebody spills they drink on you shirt, they fuckin up you couch.
2. if a bitch loud as hell in you ear while you tryin to get yo smoke on, she fuckin up yo couch.

3. Fuck Yo Couch can also be used to disrespect someone.

by rwqetrykhidcjhjlkdfdtydv,m June 6, 2006

fuck yo couch

disrespect against a person in a humerous way.

fuck yo couch homie!!!

by Dizzzzy May 27, 2006