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short yardage package 

A group of three or more women who weigh more than 250 pounds each. This a reference to American football where lighter offensive players are replaced by heavier ones to push the defense back to gain two or fewer yards. For example, two wide receivers and a slot back are replaced by a much heavier squad of two tight ends and a fullback.
"Did you see the short yardage package at the custard shop? Those three women could push the Raven's defense back six yards!"
"We better get to the all you can eat buffet before the Rushie and her two friends get there. That short yardage package will eat up everything"
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A term used when attempting to sound well-versed in a sport you know nothing about - usually stated three times successively. In this context, Yardage as an arbitrary unit of measurement was coined by comedian and writer Dan Harmon (co-creator of Rick and Morty) during the Sports Corner segment of his Harmontown podcast.
Jeff: So Dan what do you think about the Steelers this season?
Dan: Jeff if I've said it before, I'll say it a thousand times. Yardage Yardage Yardage.

Jeff: The game was played today so what do you take away from the uh Falcons and the 49s.
Dan: Hate to sound like a broken record...yardage. You know? But you gotta keep that ball moving down the field.
Yardage by Harmonite November 28, 2018

YagDawging

An innocent but unrequited office crush. Usually involving a misreading and overreacting to non-existent flirtatious behavior.
Did you hear how excited Mina was to sit shotgun on the way to lunch? Yeah, she's totally YagDawging on Hunter big time.
YagDawging by Mindawg October 9, 2018
something that takes a long time
"I can't go to the north pole right now, that would take yardage"
yardage by itchyscrot April 1, 2003

Yardagain 

Also known as Y.A. badass clique out of sevierville TN... notorious in the area and basically runs the town.. Hand signs is on the right hand throwin up 2 fingers and on the left is 2 fingers pointed down wit the thumb in the middle.. Led by Ashtray other members are smokie aka godfather, stub, dube, one eye, jew, mr. perfect, sid, crazyface, butt, bitchass, caveman, 2 tall and newest member Papi D
Fuck the rest Yardagains the best
Yardagain by Y.A. January 24, 2009
yerdawg rox
yerdawg is a slut
yerdawg by dawg January 6, 2003
1. A really hot guy. (or girl i guess)
2. Cool; Awesome; Rad; Sweet; Hot; Ect.
3. A hot body.
1. "Look at that nice yardage passing by"
2. "Those shoes you got are so yardage."
3. "Damn, look at that yardage!"
yardage by hxcrocker May 10, 2007