Arbitrator

A judge, jury & executioner at a one stop shop.
Usually a posher version of a normal lawyer.
This rare breed of attornies mastered the art of ripping you off your life savings by enjoying government protection because their trials and secret and not published.

This is the type of lawyer that sits behind a mahgony desk sipping scotch and talking to his fellow Freemason friends about the beauty of the 1st amendment while you soil your a*# out in courts.

Trump decided to withdraw from NAFTA because he found that the arbitrators judgments were unfair towards the United States.

Arbitrator by Urban Jack 11 February 13, 2017

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arbitrator

ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook who leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.

The cook became an arbitrator when he left Arby's to work at McDonald's.

arbitrator by Penbiks September 23, 2008

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Arbitrator

Someone who worked at Arby's but quit to work at Burger King.

Arby's Worker: Omg guys its the Arbitrator get the shotgun!

Arbitrator by [GM]Eagle June 20, 2008

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Arbitrator

"Judge Jury And Executioner"

" Defend our base! Incoming Arbitrator! "

Arbitrator by Urban February 18, 2003

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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