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A person who is blindly, fanatically loyal to Microsoft. Will immediately buy anything with the Xbox logo and mindlessly insult anyone who doesn't share their fanaticism, and would proclaim a blank disc with "Halo" scribbled on it to be the greatest game ever made. Rarer than the Nintendrone, but no less lame.

See also: pathetic, fanboy, moron
Silly Xbot, Halo's way better on PC.
Xbot by Shinigami March 6, 2005
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A creature that dwells from the depths of Microsoft studios, these creatures are mass produced and then sent to work on forums, protecting mother Microsoft at all costs in pointless forums and creating flamewars with anyone that dares to insult Microsoft in anyway.

There have been cases where one Xbot can clone itself into multiple users in exactly one nanosecond to defend mother Microsoft from petty verbal abuse.
User 1: Hey Microsoft scammed!
Xbot: You will be exterminate, exterminate! *clones*
Xbot 1: Exterminate, exterminate!
Xbot 2: Exterminate, exterminate!
Xbot 3: Exterminate, exterminate!
Xbot 4: Exterminate, exterminate!
User 1: Aaaaah! There is too many of them!
Xbot by Club Blue December 26, 2010
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Noun: Xbot

Plural: Xbots

Definition:
A Hardcore fan of Microsoft and the gaming console and anything related to the Xbox. These fans resembled the actions of mindless robots(bots) that do what they are programmed by Microsoft no matter what bad or good decisions that Microsoft makes these Xbots will support because they are program to do so. The discovery of the Xbots phenomenon was just a theory among the gaming world, But have been worldly accepted as true as of the release of the xbox one Conference which confirmed the Xbots existence.
You xbots would listen to Microsoft if they told you to connect your penis off.
Xbot by The Professor Layton August 21, 2013
XBOT (Xhosa.Boys.On.Top) refers to a Xhosa Boy winning in life whether it's with meddies or in life. Xhosa Boys will always be on top.
Never let them forget XBOT
XBOT by mthombo.mp4 December 29, 2022

XboSexual 

Some having a fetish with xboxes.(see examples)
Were you going to ejaculate on your xbox or something? Because that's just wrong. Unless you are an xbosexual, in which case that's alright.
XboSexual by BuX February 27, 2005
Fan of Microsoft's game console. They prefer to suckle from Bill's cock whenever possible.
Yo nigga, you see that new Xbox game??

Yeah, it was cool. Not as good as suckling from Bill's johnson though.
Xboys by Bill Gates June 12, 2004