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Xynthantion

Xynthantion is a character created for the "Action Menz!" and "W&M Comics" series created by John Watson and Andrew Montez.

He is portrayed as a young, geeky American man with a large passion for anything technological or fantasy. His main occupation is as a sidekick to Paco El Tango on their show "Paco El Tango and the mysteries of the modern universe show", a bizarre cryptozoology show in which Xynthantion and Paco hunt down demons, aliens and other strange creatures and expose them to the world, often resulting in humorous and often disastrous results.

A humble man, Xynthantion is very caring and very dedicated to his beliefs. His father is a tough, cold and crude military commander who often belittles Xynthantion for his passions and never understands his choices. The contrast between father and son is often a focal point in the show with Xynthantion, who only wants to impress him.

Despite the strong and caring personality portrayed, he is often the brunt of humiliating jokes in the show either from recurring characters such as the demons; Goatie, Crabbie & Sharkie or a situation that is out of his hands.
Xynthantion: PACO! Look, it's the Goat Demon!
Paco El Tango: Holy #%^& ese, get the camera!
Xynthantion: We're rolling!
Xynthantion by Theodore P. Goat October 26, 2011

Xanthian 

A name for a beautiful girl who is typically petite and full of spunk. She is the master of the arts and extremely talented. Her smile can brighten up a room. You would be lucky to have a Xanthian in your life because she is one of a kind! While everyone else strives to be a star, she is the moon. Driven by her passion, she can accomplish anything she puts her mind to. Oh and she has a nice booty.
Guy1: Man, that Xanthian is amazing.

Guy2: Yeah man she's totally out of your league!
Xanthian by Dntufgtabtme December 21, 2016
A spicy way to say clever
'oh you're so Xantang'
Xantang by Maricwldwd November 23, 2021

Slade Xanthas 

Slade Xanthas is a vaporwave fox or some shit that is gay.. but he has gf.. and is usually followed around by a grey dog with no shirt and long blue hair and he is very very gay
furfag#1 Do you love slade xanthas

furfag #2 no

furfag #1 he will rape you
Slade Xanthas by KevinKevinson October 21, 2016

xanthangum 

Another word for teh jugganaut, also someone who can own you for no reason, can not be stopped.
Xanthangum owned me today!
xanthangum by Xanthan June 13, 2006

Xanthanachionophobia 

The fear of dying of yellow snow.
Did you hear he has xanthanachionophobia?
Xanthanachionophobia by proteusthe December 4, 2018