Wurzel or most commonly spelt Worzel is a word given to the locals of the many farming communities of Southampton. The farmers speak with a strong West Country dialect, which for the most part is inaudible, they also dress like scarecrows.
Southampton is the most hated part of Hampshire. This is because, when attending football away days, they block and clog up the M27 and other roads and motorways with their slow moving combine harvesters and tractors.
The people of Southampton also love attending annual vegetable show as well as horse fairs and caravan showcases. This is down to their high gypsy population.
“Oi loikes my John Deere tractor ize does”. “Letz go to ShirleyWarren an count the Polack me lover”.
“Ize a right Wurzel ize is and oi loikes sarfharmpton ize does”.
A professionaltwist on the Friendzone which many males sadly fall in to, it is when a girl rejects you due to working with her. Being workzoned can be heartbreaking as it potentially takes away one of the positives of your job.
Toby: Hey man, did you finally ask out Grace?
Scotty: Yeah bro, she said no because we work together and that'd make it weird.
Toby: Gutted man, you got workzoned!