7 definitions by Ikraam M
Wurzel or most commonly spelt Worzel is a word given to the locals of the many farming communities of Southampton. The farmers speak with a strong West Country dialect, which for the most part is inaudible, they also dress like scarecrows.
Southampton is the most hated part of Hampshire. This is because, when attending football away days, they block and clog up the M27 and other roads and motorways with their slow moving combine harvesters and tractors.
The people of Southampton also love attending annual vegetable show as well as horse fairs and caravan showcases. This is down to their high gypsy population.
Southampton is the most hated part of Hampshire. This is because, when attending football away days, they block and clog up the M27 and other roads and motorways with their slow moving combine harvesters and tractors.
The people of Southampton also love attending annual vegetable show as well as horse fairs and caravan showcases. This is down to their high gypsy population.
“Oi loikes my John Deere tractor ize does”. “Letz go to Shirley Warren an count the Polack me lover”.
“Ize a right Wurzel ize is and oi loikes sarfharmpton ize does”.
“Ize a right Wurzel ize is and oi loikes sarfharmpton ize does”.
by Ikraam M October 12, 2021
Worzel is a word used to describe a villager or a local from the farming community of Southampton. Southampton is renowned for its acres of crop land, Benny Hill and the strange West Country accent that they all carry.
It is common for Worzels to idolise Worzel Gummidge as they see him as a father like figure. Most will go as far to speak with straw in their mouth and attend Southampton away days dressed up as scarecrows.
It is common for Worzels to idolise Worzel Gummidge as they see him as a father like figure. Most will go as far to speak with straw in their mouth and attend Southampton away days dressed up as scarecrows.
“Ize popped down to Derby road last night ize did, those girls are right lookers me babber”. Ize even met another Worzel Ize did, we are off to the sarfharmpton vegetable show together”.
by Ikraam M October 10, 2021
A worzel is someone from the area of sarfharmpton. A large farming city on the south coast, located in Hampshire. Sometimes spelt Wurzel, they follow their leader Worzel Gummidge in a cult like fashion.
by Ikraam M September 8, 2021
Two Bob Worzel is a term used to describe someone that is tight with their money. In most cases they will do everything they can to save every penny.
Most of the farmers from Hilsea would fit under the category of Two Bob Worzels. They would go on days out to Hilsea Creek and the Green Farm petting zoo.
Most of the farmers from Hilsea would fit under the category of Two Bob Worzels. They would go on days out to Hilsea Creek and the Green Farm petting zoo.
“Do you see that man sleeping in his van over there?” “He works for Comserv, that firm are right Two Bob Worzels”.
by Ikraam M October 6, 2021
Northen Parader is a term used to describe the middle class, ex suburban, posh farmers that have moved into the city to try and make a name for themselves. They speak with an extra strong west country dialect and are mostly inaudible. Coming in all shapes in sizes these Worzel offspring are taking over Hampshire.
"Did you end up going for a drink last night mate?" "No I didn't geez, the Coach & Horses was packed full of Worzels and Northen Paraders, I had to go to the Green Farm".
by Ikraam M October 7, 2021
Hilsea is a farming town located at the most Northen part of Portsmouth. The farmers of Hilsea speak with Worzel Gummidge like accents and follow in a cult like fashion.
Somebody from Hilsea would say:
“I likes Hilsea ize does, should we pop to the green farm to pet the sheep”.
“I likes Hilsea ize does, should we pop to the green farm to pet the sheep”.
by Ikraam M September 24, 2021
Hilsea is the farming capital of Hampshire. It’s located at the most northern part of Portsmouth. The locals speak with a strong West Country dialect and usually idolise Worzel Gummidge.
Locals will often be found chewing straw on a leisurely walk through North Parade, on their way to the petting zoo at the Green Farm.
Locals will often be found chewing straw on a leisurely walk through North Parade, on their way to the petting zoo at the Green Farm.
“Try and use a pitch fork next time you’re unravelling the hay bales”. “When you’re done we will head back to the Green Farm in Hilsea, for a ice cold pint”.
by Ikraam M October 6, 2021