when you wipe your behind after going number two and there are shitstains on the toiletpaper, you know you just birthed a magical poop a.k.a a Wünderwürst! It's a slick dumping that leaves no residue. After popping a Wünderwürst, people feel happy, careless and blessed because they don't have to go through the exhausting proces of wiping 'till clean(ish) . In some cultures pooping a Wünderwürst is considered a good omen.
(note fom author: I was just writing this when I pooped a Wünderwürst! Unbelievable!)
S: (enters room) 'Aaah, I just dumped a Wünderwürst!'
H: 'Good grief, again?! you must have touched by an angel!'
S: 'I most certainly am touched by an angel, I can still feel her lingering touch. I don't have a care in the world...'
H: *sigh*
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'