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Wünderwürst 

when you wipe your behind after going number two and there are shitstains on the toiletpaper, you know you just birthed a magical poop a.k.a a Wünderwürst! It's a slick dumping that leaves no residue. After popping a Wünderwürst, people feel happy, careless and blessed because they don't have to go through the exhausting proces of wiping 'till clean(ish) . In some cultures pooping a Wünderwürst is considered a good omen.

(note fom author: I was just writing this when I pooped a Wünderwürst! Unbelievable!)
S: (enters room) 'Aaah, I just dumped a Wünderwürst!'
H: 'Good grief, again?! you must have touched by an angel!'
S: 'I most certainly am touched by an angel, I can still feel her lingering touch. I don't have a care in the world...'
H: *sigh*
Wünderwürst by Skurrrt Cobain December 9, 2018
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Wunderlust 

A strong desire to travel, to explore. chronic restlessness. To Escape from the Hive
man my wunderlust is acting up, i need to get away from these humansssssss
Wunderlust by jonnyaralathotep March 26, 2017

Wunderwürdig 

A bad way of saying bewundernswert in German.
-Wunderwürdig ist nur, wie kreativ du neue Worte erfindest 😂
(-"Wonder worthy" is only, how creatively you invent new words *Anele laugh*)

-Das Wort "bewundernswert" ist vertrauenswürdiger
Wunderwürdig by thxlena April 17, 2020

Wunderlust 

-Not having a given direction in life

- Waiting to have a given purpose
John was wunderlust, he didn't know what he was to do with his life.
Wunderlust by JustAlexTheGreat April 3, 2015