A new type of sexuality, much like being Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, etc. Except now, being Wifisexual is when you are so invested in the internet, that you can say you love it. And that you have a strong bond, deeming it as a close friend.

If you are Wifisexual, you often find yourself spending 8+ hours a day on the internet, primarily Tumblr, and could not live without it. The internet has also become a main part of your life. And if you could marry the internet, you would.

Survey: "What is your sexuality? Gay, Bisexual, Straight, Lesbian or Other. Please list what you are if you chose Other."

Me: "Other. I am wifisexual."

Wifisexual by J4keSully January 5, 2013

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WTF is this shit?

A phrase uttered by a dumbfounded person or persons after witnessing an act committed by an individual that is so incredibly stupid, ridiculous, retarded, moronic, and asinine that no other words can describe the idiocy of this certain individual.

1. 4chan user: Posts yet another Rule 34 picture, this time of V for Vendetta and Chuck Norris.

Sane 4chan user: WTF is this shit?

2. Reaction to hearing Miss North Carolina state that Budapest is capital of France, and Europe is a country on Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?

5th Graders: WTF is this shit?

WTF is this shit? by khaan111 June 24, 2009

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WTFIGO - WTHIGO

What the fuck is going on?
What the hell is going on?

Hey guys , WTFIGO today?

WTFIGO - WTHIGO by qsc-forum.cjb.net September 2, 2003

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