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tard wrangler 

Person who's job it is to corral or otherwise guide a group of "slow or special people" while they are being transported from place-to-place (usually via foot).
While at the zoo, I saw a tard wrangler attempting to wrangle a stray tard when he bolted from the group near the monkey cage.
tard wrangler by The Sarge November 13, 2003

Wrigleystyle 

When two or more people, generally men, simultaneously urinate in a single recepticle. Wrigleystyle originated at Wrigley Field, home to the Chicago Cubs, with the famous urine troughs located in the men's lavatories. Wrigleystyle is not to be confused with the golden shower. The basis for Wrigleystyle is communal bladder relief among drinking buddies, whereas the golden shower is widely recognized as deviant sexual behavior.
I got so trashed with Bay and G-Love last night; we went on a burrito run and ended up going Wrigleystyle in the Taco Bell bathroom.
Wrigleystyle by Pale Rider June 4, 2007

Wrigley Field 

Someone who is late to adopt any new technology.
“Yeah, John still was using a flip phone until this year: he only started using a smartphone the other month. He’s a total Wrigley Field”
Wrigley Field by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Tard Wrangler 

Teacher designated to corral non-docile retards
The tard was on a rampage, so we had to call in a tard wrangler.
Tard Wrangler by Platitudinous November 18, 2014

Wrinkled Beef Mitten 

What a gorgeous wrinkled beef mitten

piddle wingless hymenoptera 

This is a nice way of saying "piss ant".
Joe from Juneau is such a big piddle wingless hymenoptera! I really hope he has a efilnikufesin (Nice Fuckin' Life)!!!