When Tony realized the girl he met over the internet looked nothing like the Cindy Crawford picture she'd sent him and was actually totally wrecked, he realized he had no choice but to tell her he had a bad case of the beer shits and sneak out the bathroom window.
by Nick D July 6, 2004
(verb): to wreck. A term used in football(soccer); to completely dominate another player of the opposition with skill or otherwise(pace, strength, etc.). The victim of a wreck loses all sense of dignity and self-respect and tears may sometimes follow. The wrecker is greeted with cheers and applause and retains legend status for a certain length of time(depending on the wreck itself). The victim is further humiliated by being labelled as 'beat' for the rest of the game.
by xabialonsoisgod November 5, 2014
The hammer splatted my thumbnail and it wrecked!
by DJ Jaybee September 9, 2004
Johnny talking to his hot neighbor: He baby, whatcha doing tonight?
Johnny's Grandma calling from the house: Johnny, come help gram-gram with her colostomy bag.
Me: Damn, Johnny just got wrecked!
Johnny's Grandma calling from the house: Johnny, come help gram-gram with her colostomy bag.
Me: Damn, Johnny just got wrecked!
by Jon February 7, 2003
by Subcultural Girl September 6, 2003
by Gymrat September 10, 2012