9 definitions by DJ Jaybee
A painful condition - sometimes lasting many days - that often appears halfway through the attempted assembly of flatpack furniture. It can be avoided with the use of an electric screwdriver.
by DJ Jaybee September 9, 2004
Something that is idiotic or boring - or both.
Something that is drab or lifeless.
A hindu festival where a special drink called 'thandai' or bhang (Cannabis sativa) is also consumed sometimes, which actually contains small amounts of marijuana to make the festival more enjoyable.
Something that is drab or lifeless.
A hindu festival where a special drink called 'thandai' or bhang (Cannabis sativa) is also consumed sometimes, which actually contains small amounts of marijuana to make the festival more enjoyable.
The lad on the bus dropped his keks which was well Phagwah.
Waiting for the bus was Phagwah.
She isn't any good at design, whatever she comes up with will be Phagwah.
Waiting for the bus was Phagwah.
She isn't any good at design, whatever she comes up with will be Phagwah.
by DJ Jaybee August 4, 2005
1: An unfortunate clip of the testicles, usually at a tangent - which sometimes feels more painful than a full impact.
2: Something that is really funny
2: Something that is really funny
1: When I caught my nads on the corner of the desk it was a real creaser.
2: The receptionist wet herself when you sent that funny email - it was a real creaser.
2: The receptionist wet herself when you sent that funny email - it was a real creaser.
by DJ Jaybee August 26, 2004
by DJ Jaybee August 26, 2004
A person who never brings any joy.
Someone who can never see the good side of anything - while at the same time contributing nothing of use or having any talent.
Someone who can never see the good side of anything - while at the same time contributing nothing of use or having any talent.
by DJ Jaybee August 26, 2004
A squirter is a small female (like kylie) who is already at knob height - making is easy to squirt(h)er.
Or a strangely talented girl who, after becoming excited can fire lady juice at high velocity out from her nu-nu.
Or a strangely talented girl who, after becoming excited can fire lady juice at high velocity out from her nu-nu.
by DJ Jaybee July 29, 2004
Something that has been cranked up - usually above the normally acceptable level or something that provides an ample amount of pleasure.
The P.A. system was vibrating my bollocks and sounded rikkin'.
My curry was well tasty, as the chef knows how to get it rikking with all the spices.
My curry was well tasty, as the chef knows how to get it rikking with all the spices.
by DJ Jaybee August 4, 2005