family wreath 

People that are inbred are said to have a Family Wreath, as there are no branches, only a circle of family.

Bubba went to the library to get a copy of his Family Wreath for his Dad/Uncle/Brother Travis.

family wreath by vegasrew April 13, 2007

Rim wreath 

The ring of hair that surrounds the butt hole resembling a wreath.

Bryan mooned me and I saw his nasty rim wreath !

Rim wreath by Syarrow April 24, 2014

Wreath 

A Holiday Term For Marijuana-Pot, The Word Spoken Aloud Sounds Like A Shortened form of Marijuana's Nickname, Reefer.

Santas Got A Sleigh Full Of Wreath Wrapped Tighter Than Mrs Clauses pussy

Wreath by collagreen December 25, 2013

face wreath 

A face wreath is the name given to the look worn by men in which a thick chin-strap beard meets longer hair and bangs, forming a circular outline of hair around the face. Usually seen on a douchebag or a hippie. Generally, not a good look.

"Dude, that guy is eating cheez whiz out of the can."

"And he has a face wreath."
"Ew."

face wreath by rainbowrobot28 April 14, 2010

shit a wreath 

When you take a shit and it coils around the bowl into a neat circle.

"Dude I shit a wreath after thanksgiving dinner and it was decorated with cranberries.

shit a wreath by LeahAndyPlease December 21, 2014

flame wreath 

An ability used by Shade of Aran in the game World of Warcraft. It prevents raid members from moving since any moving during flame wreath will basically result into the raid blowing up. Blizzard in their great wisdom has also made it so that as of now the blowing up can be triggered by snakes from snake trap or by a mage's water elemental etc. etc.

I will not move when flame wreath is cast or the raid blows up.

flame wreath by L.G.H. May 27, 2007

wreath around 

When someone inserts an obscene joke into an otherwise innocent conversation, usually with the point of highlighting their sexual prowess and worldly experience at the expense of others.

C: "I prefer the little one."
K: "Honey, stay with the little ones. Once it gets over 9 inches, it just hurts like hell. And when there's two of them, it hurts even more."
J: "Wow, I think he just did a wreath around you.

wreath around by Winslow Homer the 4th August 21, 2011