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When someone inserts an obscene joke into an otherwise innocent conversation, usually with the point of highlighting their sexual prowess and worldly experience at the expense of others.
C: "I prefer the little one."
K: "Honey, stay with the little ones. Once it gets over 9 inches, it just hurts like hell. And when there's two of them, it hurts even more."
J: "Wow, I think he just did a wreath around you.
by Winslow Homer the 4th August 17, 2011
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A Reach around but you gotta put the wreath on the dick first.
I was right the whole time fuckers|
Wreath Around
by Wreath Around December 04, 2016
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