Wound Care-ist 

A medical professional who specializes in bitching about referrals for goute-related disease and other types of wounds

Watch out, man. The Wound Care-ist just got another referral for a "gout wound" and he is having a total meltdown.

Wound Care-ist by vasking November 26, 2009

Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything. 

A ptsd trigger for those who are very cultured.

"Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything..." Jane said
"Never say that again!" James shouted with fear in his eyes.

Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything. by anonymous January 9, 2021

how would I care 

The proper response when someone asks you a question you neither know the answer to nor care about.

37-year-old girlfriend of 6 years: “No seriously, where do you think this relationship is going?”
Me: “Ugh. How would I care?”

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