Worm jerky 

Dried worm found on the pavement.

Eww! A worm jerky!

Worm jerky by zimmygirl777 April 5, 2023

worm jerky 

n. What you typically find on the driveway or sidewalk after a prolonged rainy period followed by sunshine - earthworms that washed up from the ground during the rain, only to stiffly dehydrate in the sun.

Ew, don't step on that worm jerky - I hate hearing it crunch underfoot.

worm jerky by Shannon L-B April 14, 2008

Worm Jerky 

Where you put you and your gay partners erected penis together in each side of a chinese finger trap and masturbate vigorously until the warm cum diludes the paper trap and frees you and your partners penis.

Me and Jack tried Worm Jerky last Friday night.

Worm Jerky by JacksGay911 November 11, 2013

worm jerky 

n. worms that wash up from the ground during rainstorms and helplessly dehydrate in the sun afterward into a hard squiggle.

"Ew, don't step on that worm jerky - it crunches underfoot in such an unsettling manner."

worm jerky by Shannon L-B April 18, 2008