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Dirty Worf 

Spreading your nutsack across a girl's forehead, preferrably while she is tossing your salad.

Alternatively a Dirty Klingon
I gave this girl a dirty Worf last night.

worf effect

The principle that, in fiction, the strongest member of the cast gets utterly wailed on in order to establish just how powerful the villain of the week is. Differs from the Red Shirt in that the Red Shirt isn't given any characterization beyond his/her name, while the Worf is a properly developed character. Named after Worf in Star Trek, wherein he kept getting trashed by the bad guys.
Yo, did you see that new show?

Yeah! That tough guy wound up getting curb stomped.

Worf effect, no doubt.
worf effect by Intelligence001 August 22, 2019

Wouff Hong 

Deep in the myth and lore of amature radio is the story of The Old Man's Wouff Hong. This was an instrument of punishment for any radio operator who used bad and rude operating habits on air.

It was invented by "The Old Man" (T.O.M), a writer for QST magazine.

As The Old Man heard it, the Wouff Hong was being used on some hapless offender so effectively that he investigated. After further effort, "T.O.M." was able to locate and identify a Wouff Hong. He wrote a number of QST articles about contemporary rotten operating practices and the use of the Wouff Hong to discipline the offenders.

In 1919 The Old Man sent QST a real Wouff Hong. It was presented at a meeting of the ARRL and the board voted to hang it in the office of League Secretary where it remains to this day.

No one knows exactly how it is used.
Don't make me go Wouff Hong on you!
Wouff Hong by Ben Ivey July 11, 2006
A distorted, rejected, insignificant, waffle. Often used in a joking manner, despite its rude impact on the waffle in question.
"Ugh. That warffle is so... {insert demeaning adjective here}

Wofford College 

A small, private, liberal arts college located in upstate South Carolina (Spartanburg to be exact). Also known affectionately as the new Harvard of the South which has a 13 to 1 squirrel to student ratio. School where if you are pretty, upper class, and smart you will be the norm. However, niches of diversity exist. Wofford has super accessible professors and staff and consistently rank in the top ten colleges and universities in study abroad. Mascot is the terriers. Colors are black and gold
She was the salutatorian of her graduating class. She is headed to Wofford College in the fall.

Wofford's president Dr. Dunlap used to be a professional ballerina.

Wofford has more freaking squirrels than I have seen in my whole life.
Wofford College by Annimation March 11, 2011