A Woolweight is someone who goes to bed before 3AM in the morning because they are simply not man enough to stay up and perform such tasks as play old video games, watch bad horror movies, talk to random people they've never met before on the internet etc.

Can sometimes be shortened to "wool".
*Skype Chat*
Andy: Right I'm off to bed, cyas

Rob: Pfft you're such a woolweight
by DXTF123 August 28, 2014
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