3 definitions by DXTF123

Woolweight

A Woolweight is someone who goes to bed before 3AM in the morning because they are simply not man enough to stay up and perform such tasks as play old video games, watch bad horror movies, talk to random people they've never met before on the internet etc.

Can sometimes be shortened to "wool".

*Skype Chat*
Andy: Right I'm off to bed, cyas

Rob: Pfft you're such a woolweight

by DXTF123 August 28, 2014

noufgt

Short for "no you, faggot". Often used as a response for when one has been insulted.

Person A: You're so crap at this game
Person B: Noufgt

by DXTF123 March 11, 2016

Jiked

When you've just been kicked out of a club so you take to social media to tell all of your pals about the events that have just occurred but you can't spell probably due to the state that you're in. Jiked = the drunken spelling for "kicked". "Jike" is used for the present tense.

Harry: I jst got jiked out da pub
Terry: You mean kicked out?
Harry: Yh i got jiked out

by DXTF123 February 21, 2017