Woogle
A hideous gangly creature, usually depicted as an emaciated humanoid covered in stripes of assorted colors. It is outfitted with earhorns and a caudal appendage, crooked in posture and personality, hell-bent on being the most kickass piece of tail to hit this side of the broad red barn. Also used to describe person(s) with similar traits, or aspects of 'Woogality/Wooglism'
"Gosh dayum, that's some hot Woogle, johnny."
"The sheer Woogle of it all, it sears my retinas! Shield me with your transforming cyborg pecs, David Hasselhoff!"
"The sheer Woogle of it all, it sears my retinas! Shield me with your transforming cyborg pecs, David Hasselhoff!"
Woogle by Some undead guy December 28, 2007
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