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woodache 

The pain in the male reproductive organ due to overexertion. Usually occurs after 4-8 'sex sessions', and generally marks the last of them for the night.

Characterized by pain and pleasure, this symptom is very obvious it the beholder.

Guy one: " I heard you guys banging until 4 am last night from my apartment! Then it got deathly quiet."

Guy Two: "Yeah I got a case of woodache. It was pain in pleasure all in one!"

Guy one: "Damn bro, Cassie must be a freak!"
woodache by OverExertedPenis April 24, 2008
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Kathryn doesn't have a dog and I do and she has ducky shoes. Her pay back towards me is saying Caw.
Wow kathryn can you keep me because your beautiful adorable funny spontanious unpredictable please woofack!
Woofack by Pdiddy December 25, 2004
The word "woosack" is a verb-verb compound with an emphasis on the verb "to sack."

It describes the loss of freedom due to an interpersonal relationship, esp. one of romantic nature with a commitment, such as marriage.

Both uses, noun and verb, are possible.
You just got woosacked!

Damn, I just got the woosack!
An word used in exclimation when something kicks ass.
Dude, that porno site was woopack!
Woopack by Gustavo Gordo September 23, 2003

Woodcake 

Sexual position involviong the insertion of both legs of a male, into the vagina of the female involved, therein using the labia as pants.
Dude, I Woodcaked tina a month ago, and she still can't walk!!!
Woodcake by TheBob13 January 22, 2009

woodwacker 

someone who hits boners, hard-ons, stiffys, or wood.
Tom: Dude i woke up with morningwood and Ted totally tried to hit it with a book.

Zane: Fuckin woodwacker
woodwacker by kid21 December 14, 2008