Wonton

Noun - the act of performing below expectations.

Verb - to fail miserably, whether by deliberate actions or unforeseen circumstance / chance.

Noun - my fantasy football team was projected to win this week, but they pulled a wonton and scored half as many as my opponent.

Verb - Jeremy: "Did Matt ever pay up on that $100 bet?" Jason: "No, the kid wontoned me and said he would buy me a couple lunches and call it even, and then he double wontoned me by backing out of that deal too"

by jay20716 October 13, 2014

wonton

A type of dumpling common to Chinese cooking. Also comes deep fried and maybe filled with delicious minced meats and assorted food.

I like to order Wontons from the Chinese Resturant

by Boris from Russia October 26, 2006

WonTons

Balls, Cojones, Testosterone

She has terrible breath, But I don't have the WonTons to tell her.

by mollytim August 21, 2008

wonton

causing a lot of destruction or damage

a type of delicious dumpling used in soup or noodle soup found in Chinese cuisine

that holy hand grenade caused some wonton damage.

that wonton soup with rice noodles tasted delish!

by papermachete October 27, 2005

Wonton

The act of eating any piece of food in one bite. Such as folding a pizza into the shape of a crab wonton in Chinese restaurants and eating it all at once.

Dude, nice wonton!

by sushisamurai June 27, 2010

Wontons

The best player ever on the server Shadowsong in the game World of Warcraft.

His way with words cause women to immediately become impregnated and cause men to weep in utter jealousy.

Typical forum activity.

Noob 1: Iz be trollin'

Wontons: I am here.

Noobs 2-300: OMG ILU

The thread then gets deleted due to sheer awesomeness.

by Notwontons November 29, 2009

wonton

A euphemism for any word that needs a euphemism

OO Jenn, please spike my wonton

by rhcp_rock March 17, 2006