The best player ever on the server Shadowsong in the game World of Warcraft.
His way with words cause women to immediately become impregnated and cause men to weep in utter jealousy.
Typical forum activity.
Noob 1: Iz be trollin'
Wontons: I am here.
Noobs 2-300: OMG ILU
The thread then gets deleted due to sheer awesomeness.