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ben- Did you see shelby's eyes?
Patrick- Yeah, they're really wonky.
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That goddamn roller coaster made me feel wonky.
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To be completely wasted, inebriated, shitfaced, blind. Must be said in an Australian twang.
I was getting wonky with me blokes while I was getting a bloody rimmy.
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For instance; when you're talking to someone and one of their eyes casually wanders off to the side. Can also be applied to one's sexual orientation, like a gay man married to a woman.
I don't know why Tod continues on with his sharade, he's gay and he has a wonky eye.
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Wonky (n) - the slight cock eyed, retarded horse like thing you might see on blackpool beach taking obese family members 10 yards down the beach before the 'wonky' collapses. In a sentence - 'Would any of you degenerate, fuckwit chavs like a ride on the wonky'..said mum.'
In a sentence - 'Would any of you degenerate, fuckwit chavs like a ride on the wonky'..said mum.'
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A feeling of feeling weird, feeling off, almost delirious...
"Everything in my reality was weird, I was definitely feeling wonky"
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Boy George is definately more than a bit wonky.
by kagr November 06, 2003
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