wonky

askew, crooked, not quite right, oddly misshapen...in other words, down right broken and weird. anything that seems outta sorts or retarded, up to and including smells, sounds, gestures & physical deformities.

you sure are acting wonky.

(insert name here)'s grotesquely wonky face frightens the small children.

what's that wonky smell coming from your butt?

by lancee October 28, 2007

wonky

Messed up, not right, not functioning properly

Wonky. It's just a word that Leslie Bruff knows.

by scruffy nerf herder December 7, 2010

wonky

lop-sided

ben- Did you see shelby's eyes?
Patrick- Yeah, they're really wonky.
stupid

by ben patrick January 13, 2009

wonky

Fucked up.

That goddamn roller coaster made me feel wonky.

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

wonky

To be completely wasted, inebriated, shitfaced, blind. Must be said in an Australian twang.

I was getting wonky with me blokes while I was getting a bloody rimmy.

by 33rd Street July 8, 2005

wonky

Wonky (n) - the slight cock eyed, retarded horse like thing you might see on blackpool beach taking obese family members 10 yards down the beach before the 'wonky' collapses. In a sentence - 'Would any of you degenerate, fuckwit chavs like a ride on the wonky'..said mum.'

In a sentence - 'Would any of you degenerate, fuckwit chavs like a ride on the wonky'..said mum.'

by Ben Sutton HK January 22, 2010

wonky

For instance; when you're talking to someone and one of their eyes casually wanders off to the side. Can also be applied to one's sexual orientation, like a gay man married to a woman.

I don't know why Tod continues on with his sharade, he's gay and he has a wonky eye.

by Derringer November 28, 2006