A colossal vessel used by historical mythical Doge figure Siggy Le Doge, in his Empiric Conquests of inquisitions, territorial dispute of love, land, money, and power. The Wongus is the most powerful tool Siggy Le Doge had at his disposal, and was known to destroy all who gazed upon its god-like glory.
The *WONGUS* had immense Powah. As soon as the cities eyes were exposed, their eyes melted to the base of their skull.
by DogeBob December 1, 2021
Wongus is a monkey that has fled from its owner and has bathed in a hot spring, to later find its gorilla father then its father gets killed by a huge gorilla called king coupon. you can recognize a Wongus by its normal sound " alialiaaaaaa"
by Lord Bergvall69 January 17, 2019
The act of vomiting after too many margaritas, as defined by a T9 text betrayal. Can also be used to define any sort of alcohol related activity.
by Chanita August 16, 2007
A Wumbo Wongus is someone who has a small dick.
This word is the opposite of a Dumbo Dongus which means a large dick.
If someone says you have a wumbo wongus, your life is over.
This word is the opposite of a Dumbo Dongus which means a large dick.
If someone says you have a wumbo wongus, your life is over.
Person: how was the date?
Person2: aww it was ok he had a Wumbo Wongus though soooo.....
Person: Oh I feel you, maybe you'd like to see my Dumbo Dongus?} :)
Person2: omg yes ;D
Person2: aww it was ok he had a Wumbo Wongus though soooo.....
Person: Oh I feel you, maybe you'd like to see my Dumbo Dongus?} :)
Person2: omg yes ;D
by poopityscoopitypoopitydoop October 22, 2019
by HotMenLikeGage69 January 19, 2022
a drink made of vodka, champagne, grapefruit juice, OJ, and soda water, that was inspired by the word wongu (an act of T9 text betrayal) that is sure to make you blackout and vomit if you have too much.
by vennifer September 28, 2009