wkttf

who knows, that's the fun.

Mary: What are you talking about?
Joe: Wkttf (who knows, that's the fun.)

wkttf by bkpkmuse September 1, 2009

wwttff 

"What what the the fuck fuck?"

To be used when a situation blows your mind so much that your parietal lobe just shuts the hell down. Functionally similar to a flat "what."

Originated on the Day9 Daily.

After watching a player in the game Starcraft 2 attempt to run away from a nuclear missile by loading his troops into dropships instead of simply running away:
Day9: "What what the the fuck fuck my fuck fuckin what what with the drop-drop ship medivac where in the what in the hell?"

Alice: I upcycled your rare vinyls collection into a couch.
Bob: wwttff

wwttff by notTasteless November 6, 2013

WTTF 

WTTF - Want To Trade For

Ash: I want your charmander, wttf it for my bulbasaur?
Kid: No..

WTTF by Supreme Swag April 25, 2010

WTTF 

What The Titty Fuck- while not wanting to sound lame by saying WTF or wanting to be too bold and say WTAF (What The Ass Fuck)

Guy 1: I just pooped in a cup and left in in your room.

Guy2: WTTF man!

WTTF by A Guy,Who R Gonna T33ch U stuf March 22, 2011

wttfooy 

Will throttle the fuck out of you

So -- if you're thinking about using your starizon wireless cellular hotspot, just know that they wttfooy and you will have less than 1 meg upload speed.

wttfooy by rbrice June 2, 2021

wttf 

Welcome to the family
(W)elcome (t)o (t)he (f)amily

wttf x

wttf by Hiv(e)M(i)nd October 17, 2008

WATTFAX 

What the fack?

So the magna carta factor plus the square root of black equals Jesus Christ!
WATTFAX?

WATTFAX by jewspeller June 29, 2010