The entity of brick-shitting amazingness. It is an orange f*cking dinosaur with Fire on its tail. It can breathe fire, slash rocks to death with steel-claws and pretty much beat your shit. Do not mess with charmander. Do NOT mess with charmander.
by Charmander1065 January 28, 2011
Even the newborns have flaming tails. Unfamiliar with fire, babies are said to accidentally burn themselves. The flame on its tail show the strength of its life force. If it is weak, the flame also burns weakly. If it is healthy, the flame burns brightly. Obviously prefers hot places. When it rains, steam is said to spout from the tip of its tail.
I love you Charmander!
by Eyeballflyball July 7, 2003
Charmander is a popular Pokemon in the anime and manga series Pokemon, as well as the Pokemon games...
Charmander is the preferred starter pokemon in Gen 1.
Charmander is the first form of his evolution line...
Charmander->Charmeleon->Charizard
Pokedex: From the time is born, a flame burns at the tip of its tail. Its life would end if the flame were to go out.
Charmander is the preferred starter pokemon in Gen 1.
Charmander is the first form of his evolution line...
Charmander->Charmeleon->Charizard
Pokedex: From the time is born, a flame burns at the tip of its tail. Its life would end if the flame were to go out.
Jim: Hey what starter pokemon did you choose? I chose charmander!
Joey:I chose rattata, it's like in the top % of rattata...
Jim:Hey! ... You like my shorts?
Joey:I chose rattata, it's like in the top % of rattata...
Jim:Hey! ... You like my shorts?
by Mal's friend April 24, 2015
1.
John: I hate playing Mario Kart with you guys. I suck so bad.
Brynner: Charmander?
2.
John: I hate playing Mario Kart with you guys. I suck so bad.
Sean: Quit charmandering.
John: I hate playing Mario Kart with you guys. I suck so bad.
Brynner: Charmander?
2.
John: I hate playing Mario Kart with you guys. I suck so bad.
Sean: Quit charmandering.
by Binnoob September 24, 2009
by Bomboclattt January 8, 2020
A particularly vicious red-headed whore. There have been reports of Charmanders swallowing men whole by way of their gaping and fiery vagina's.
by charmanderlover July 2, 2010
Are you ok?
No, Jeff ate a curry last night and then licked my arsehole during coitus, gave me the Charmander.
Now my arse is on fire!
No, Jeff ate a curry last night and then licked my arsehole during coitus, gave me the Charmander.
Now my arse is on fire!
by V.Near April 6, 2020