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Way Up Whites 

Like a Rooftop Korean, but a white person that's way up on top of a building.

Way Up Whites began in 2020, after the death of George Floyd. George (who was handcuffed) was murdered by a police officer that used his knee on George's neck to pin him to the ground. George stated that he could not breathe and eventually lost consciousness, yet the officer remained on his neck. George's death incited protests, riots, and looting all across the country. White business owners looking to protect their property took tactics from Korean business owners, who are known as Rooftop Koreans for the time they took to the roofs of their businesses during the 1992 Los Angeles Riots. White people, employing the same tactics, are known as "Way Up Whites," because they're way up there.
Shaquan: Hey man, let's hit the best buy
Jarvis: Nah Cuh, they got Way Up Whites on that bitch
Shaquan: Shit dawg, good call. I ain't trying to get shot for a new TV.

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Jarvis: yo dawg, who dis George Floyd everyone be talking 'bout?
Shaquan: shit man, I don't know. I'm just here for the free shit
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Wineshots 

A ritual commonly displayed by inhabitants of Geneva , Switzerland. The ritual consists in highly educated people getting together to celebrate their unpaid internships and/or financial shortcomings that have led to, a partial or full, financial dependency on their parents until what is considered, in most societies, to be a very old age. The ritual consists of people getting together and downing full cups of "Mountain" wine, which is the cheapest drink in the region, at any public park while utilizing disposable cups. However, anyone can engage in the ritual anywhere in the world as long as these people fulfill the following 5 conditions. First, they have to be at least 25 in age and, at least partially, financially dependent on parents. Second they have to be enrolled in, or have completed, a master's degree or above. Third, they have to do so with any type of wine which the bottle costs less than $3, converted to the respective currency of course. Fourth, they have to do so at any park or public event which one does not have to pay to attend. Finally, they have to down the full cup of wine utilizing any type of disposable container.
Ricky: Wineshots everyoneeeeee
Everyone else: NOOOOOO... okay let's do it, we are fucked anyways.
Wineshots by Mommolasucks March 28, 2019

Whitesboro High School 

Schoo in Whitesboro, NY, USA (aka Wboro, Hell, or just simply Whitesboro) that has mostly hoes and bitches. Not all girls in the school are like that tho. Some are nice and really good friends in the long run, but most of them aren't. Most of the guys belong with all their friends in the tool box, and are just ass wipes and similar to the girls, can be nice, but most are not. One of the assistant principals are pretty chill, but the other is a different story. The bathrooms by the auditorium are usually locked, cuz a lot of senior guys got head from freshman girls there. It wasn't only seniors and freshmen. After a while, every grade got in on it, prompting other things to go down in there, like 69's, Helicopters, weed smoking, and a shit-ton of other shit. Then, people caught on, and all the shit moved to the elevator. Not quite the same thing, but it served it's purpose. Smoking went to the stairwell, but a couple of retards in 2013-14 thought it was a good idea to light up some pot in the middle of the hallway. Not a good idea on their parts. Not many fights happen any more, but when they do, the whole school will know about it in like 5 minuets. Kids just stand in the Pit, which was supposed to be a swimming pool or some shit like that. Also, according to a guy, (Austin Moreau) despite it being in NY, it's designed with a tropical design, which makes no damn sense. According to him, it explains why the school is so fucking cold in the winter time.
Guy 1: Hey, I start school at Whitesboro High School this year.
Guy 2: Bruh, you'll get mad head.
Guy 1: Nice bruh.
when you've had too many glasses of wine and you can't remember the events of the previous night/day/etc.
Tal told me I stood up on the bar and started stripping last night! I seem to have blocked it out. Must be winesia.
winesia by kds818 October 7, 2009

Whiteshaming 

Similar to slutshaming but applies to the entire Caucasian race. Whiteshaming generally involves the denigration and humiliation of white people by other races and minorities.
Whiteshaming is becoming very popular among today's social justice warriors (SJW), liberals, and minority groups.
Whiteshaming by GP5K May 24, 2016

Whites Live Fatter

The presumptively ignorant belief that through out history it has always been advantageous to be white.
He was used to a life of: warnings by the police, 5 star vacations, swimming pools, tennis courts, credit cards, college degrees, career promotions, and tax evasion which all goes to prove Whites Live Fatter.
Whites Live Fatter by Ranchgirls November 18, 2020

Whitesell Worthy 

A pun so hilarious and or stupid that even Mr. Dave Whitesell himself would say. Garrenteed to get a pity laugh.
"Enough of this bolshevicks, stop stalin!" -Boy
"Oh that is a whitesell worthy quote!"-Girl
Whitesell Worthy by Scuppers11 November 15, 2011