Witchita Shocker 

A reverse shocker
see shocker

one of todd n tyler's unspeakable sex acts

2 in the stink one in the pink

dude 1: you give her the ol' shocker
dude 2: Na man we tried the Witchita Shocker

Witchita Shocker by Mr. Plunkett April 9, 2008

witchita lineman 

A Wichita Lineman is a twist on the classic Cherokee Chinstrap with a gravy chaser. Instead of the woman farting into a jar she strikes a gong with the man's testicles and then claps her hands three times.

She asked for a witchita lineman, that's when I knew I found my soul mate.

witchita lineman by NunayoBidness August 11, 2017

Witchita Bookmark 

A sexual position in which a woman on her period, using a tampon, is positioned on the bed in an L shape to represent the frame of a book. The tampon string hanging out between her legs represents the string often found on a bookmark.

Man: "Damn girl, you on your period."

Woman: "It's no thing, let's do a Witchita Bookmark"

Man: "......The fuck?"

Witchita Bookmark by Sean McAwesome February 10, 2010

Witchita Whacker 

When a man ejaculates into a woman's nose and repeatedly whacks her in the back of the head forcing semen to come out of her mouth.

Yo, i gave that girl a mean Witchita Whacker last night.

Witchita Whacker by Sloan Ketterin June 2, 2011

Wichita Saw 

An open hand reciprocating motion in a female oriface

Last night I gave that Staten Island cum dumpster a Wichita Saw and split her wide open.

Wichita Saw by The Saw Man August 14, 2015

wichita walk off 

To perform a Wichita walk off you must first catch a house fly and remove its wings without killing it. You then get in the bathtub and let your penis head float just above the surface of the water thus creating a desert island for your wingless fly to walk around on. You can also put a cocktail umbrella in your pee hole for added effect.

what are you doing?
trying to catch a fly.
why?
for a wichita walk off!

wichita walk off by paul loots April 27, 2006

Wichita Nut Copter 

The act of tugging your ball-sack while rotating your cock clock-wise with the other hand.

Before I porked your sister, I warmed up by firing up the Wichita Nut Copter

Wichita Nut Copter by Fred Barbour January 8, 2010