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The witches cauldron

The witches cauldron is when you get a massive fucking cauldron and mix all drugs known to man in there then proceeded to get high off of the fumes
Guy 1 : "Dude I was at this wicked house party last night I got soooo fucked"
Guy 2: "Oh shit what did you take"
Guy 1: "Bro we smoked the witches cauldron"
Guy 2: "Fuckkkkkkk"

Witches couldron 

Describes the way ones lady parts bubble and pop when one attempts the walk to the toilet after a good dousing with jizz
ere Wend' - I tried walking to the bog for a wipe out and clean up after he shagged me last night and me vag was bubbling like a witches couldron.
Witches couldron by Hurrsy74 June 21, 2010

witches couldron 

verb - the proccess of "stirring" amounts of own excrement with/without other bodily fluids in the partners mouth with the penis.
"made a nasty cocktail in my witches couldron the outher night"

witches cauldren 

Pouring baking soda and vinegar into the vagina (or ass) cavity and watching the cauldren brew!
I gave your mom a witches cauldren when she was asleep, damn that witch was pissed!
witches cauldren by Asshole1209 September 26, 2006
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026