contractions of the stomach, also known as false defocatory alarms or practice-poo contractions are sporadic intenstinal contractions that usually start around T-minus 10 minutes but not resulting in any ejection of chocolate logs. Not experienced once the turtles head is peeping out, or if Mr Hankey is in the departure lounge, boarding pass and passport in hand.
'ere Kayleigh - just been to the bog again - thought I needed a dump but it was only another bleedin Braxton shits ffs :(
Describes the way ones lady parts bubble and pop when one attempts the walk to the toilet after a good dousing with jizz
ere Wend' - I tried walking to the bog for a wipe out and clean up after he shagged me last night and me vag was bubbling like a witches couldron.