wizened 

Having the resemblance of a screwed up and winkley sack (a.k.a scrotum)

Yes hun it is pretty wizened but please hold it when you do that.

wizened by Dacid August 12, 2008

wiseness 

1. being of greater smartness than those surrounding you

2. Being of wise ancestors

3. What you say when you forgot the word "wisdom"!

1. Ya' know that I got some more wiseness than all ya'll dumb asses put together!

2. My great grandpa was really smart; I ended up with all of his wiseness!

3. Damn I'm so smart, I got some good "wiseness"!

wiseness by RamboY April 25, 2009

wizened 

When you stay in the bath so long that your testicles become the size of a raisin

You're looking pretty wizened! Let me fix that for you...

wizened by Plumbus_Plumber March 5, 2020

widened gina 

A vagina that's been widened usually by something very large

I like widened ginas

widened gina by Bonandclyde August 3, 2020

Wisenerfo

one who burns down buildings while playing with fire

That guy burned his entire house down while playing with a candle! What a Wisenerfo!

Wisenerfo by SECRET December 18, 2004

wiseness 

A synonym to wisdom.

The word came about during a seventh grade English class as following

Florian, rewriting their essay: What’s the noun form of wise?
Ms. Hathaway, English teacher: I don’t know.

Florian: Wiseness?
Mia: Wisdom!!

The class then used used the word wiseness, because it was bizarre that an English teacher and student forgot the word wisdom.

In Bless Me, Ultima by Rudolfo Anaya, Antonio gains spiritual wiseness and maturation.

wiseness by RIP RIOT CHICKEN May 14, 2021

wizened 

Classically means to become winkled with age, but can also mean "to become wiser" or "gain knowledge". Term gaining popularity due to use by Twitch streamer, ArianaKatana.

Ariana: "This semester's studies have wizened me."

wizened by sidthemiccsloth February 14, 2022