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3. winnits
bits of shit that stick to your ass if you're a dirty bastard that doesnt wipe properly.
haha he's got winnits
by ass Feb 9, 2003 add a video
1. Winnits
Poo hangin from an unclean bum caught up in matted arse hair
i picked a whole bunch of Winnits from me bum the other day in the shower
2. winnits
Tiny balls of pooey toilet paper which attach themselves to the hair's in a man's/woman's ass crack. Otherwise known as "cling-ons" or "poo balls".
Man: I want you to rim my ass baby.
Woman: Ok, bend over baby
Woman: Awww man, you could've at least wiped your ass properly - I can see winnits in your crack!!
Man: So I guess that means no rimming for me!?
by Jim Jul 19, 2004 add a video
4. Winnits
The dry, flaky or crispy/crunchy pieces of excrement around the anus
Hi how are you? do you want to pick my winnits?
5. Winnits
dark, dried, un-wiped faeces attached to the outside of the anal area/on the anal hair.
"John, you seriously smell bad"
"Sorry, there wasn't enough toilet paper left; i got Winnits".
"What's that??"
"Basically, i have Dried Bum Crumbs".
6. Winnits
An internet virus that attacks chat rooms and football forums at large. The virus is developed to never leave its designated forum - bombarding it with relentless posts.
"Oh no, there's a winnits in our chat room"
by Alex C Jan 5, 2004 add a video
7. winnits
Also the streaks of poo that appear on a man's willy after anal sex
Ugh, you've got winnits! You're a fag!
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