fat thing of indeterminate gender (posing as a female) that is a major cause of the soccer mom craze worldwide. Host of a television show that broadcasts insincerity and bitchiness across the world.
Get rid of NASCAR and Oprah Winfrey and America will be perfect again.
by Invierno October 16, 2005
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dave: sorry your granma died
me: at least she didnt get Oprah Winfrey
by Mr. debator2 October 9, 2010
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The most Amazing African-American woman who ever lived. Not only is she a billionare, she single-handedly turned millions of white soccer moms into her personal slaves. White women follow her like sheep
Oprah Winfrey : "Lissen white people. Buy this book. Ah sez its the best even though the author lies like a rug."
White soccer moms: "Yessum Miz Oprah! We do annyting you say Miz Oprah!"
Oprah: Now pay to attention to mah freend Doctor Phil. He know how to make yew wenches satisfy yo' bucks".
White soccer moms: "Lawdy!, We be hanging on all his words Miz Oprah."
by FederalQ2b February 11, 2006
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The source of all men's problems. THis bitch has ruined all mens lives by teachin women to be more independent and to basically fuck up mens lives. SHE MUST ME STOPPED!!
Oprah Winfrey has fucked up my life because my wife thinks sex is evil due to this fat bitch.
by Giants8189 June 12, 2005
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Seems to be the god of america, legends and echos in the media and movies...jokes we english do not get. also has not touched australia. Her show seems to be comparable to doc phil or jerry springer and other philostein TV. America's love affair with talk shows with no real point continues....apparently she does clothes and sings now too but we brits know nothing of it!
(charles): I loved that moviue but I didnt get the joke with the black woman

(hank) boy howdy. that was oprah winfrey you limey, lord of amrica.

(charles) I see...
by Marcus Ditzel September 24, 2006
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Goddess of America and Cheeseburgers, her worshippers normally consist of Women in the age group of 40+ and confused teenage boys and girls. Opera controls all of America, she has more power than the Senate, House of Representatives, and President, the world buys what she tells them too and would kill for her, only if she says it's good for anti-aging or health though. One example of this is the sudden popularity of Skype and The Container Store in the world and also the sudden loss of support for Puppy mills. Opera also loves food.

Many mothers have painted images of Opera with the words "Obey" following on their children's ceilings to remind them who their true God is. Opera will reign forever and when she dies a Robot will be made that resembles her that will continue her legacy, for Opera shall never die.
Older Woman 1: Did hear about the picture of Opera that got on the web?

Older Woman 2: Yes, she was ROFLEWing, three people saw it, they laughed and instantly died.

Older Woman 1: HAIL OPERA WINFREY!
by Tyler Tomasexy May 5, 2009
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Great big fat blackassed heifer who is getting pretty old and obsolete like that dork Phil Donahue whom she replaced.
Oprah on! Oprah on! Oprah Oprah Oprah on! The Oprah Winfrey Show flat out ON!!!
by Candice G. May 5, 2007
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