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Wine Glass for Orange Juice

A metaphor for when a person uses fancy or verbose language to communicate a simple thing.
"Jerry talks too much, he thinks big talk will make us all look stupid."

"My thoughts exactly, he's using a wine glass for orange juice!"

Busted wine glass 

When a man eats out a woman on her period and he removes her tampon with his mouth, throws it behind him, and continues eating her out
Joe was telling his buddies about when he had to give his girlfriend a busted wine glass

Joe: I had to give her the ok' busted wine glass
Friends: sick bro!

*high fives*

Hobo's Wine Glass 

20 oz. water bottle with the bottom cut out.
"Hey man, we're out of cups."
"No problem, here's a bottle, make a hobo's wine glass!"
Hobo's Wine Glass by Turlook May 24, 2009

Apple juice in a wine glass 

This an insult stating that you are a poor person//not high class // simple// that is trying to fit in with with wealthy people and failing miserably ( and usually after that, you spiral into a deep gay depression ).
-i am so stressed to meet his family !
-oh come on ! It won’t be that bad!

- his family owns 3 castles, I’m literally apple juice in a wine glass

Dusty wine glass 

An old lady's dry cobweb vagina
She looks like she has a Dusty Wine glass

Milk in a wine glass 

Just imagine some milk being poured in a wine glass, throughout the progress you have goosebumps all over you're body, thinking how disgusting that is. Its basically "disgusting" but lengthened into 5 words.
"God damnit, you're just milk in a wine glass. Get away from me! Gross."
Milk in a wine glass by AdamLmao November 19, 2020