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wiskydick

1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.

2. over training of the male reproductive system.

3. wisky is distilled from a beer. wiskydick is invoking the fact that both wisky, it's self, and wiskydick are a more potent version of their original nature. wisky through distillation wiskydick through way too much masturbation.

(note even though someone with wiskydick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tend to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
wiskydick

1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.

2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.

"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually confusing it with drunk dick."
wiskydick by RepOmaN April 15, 2013
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windylicker 

A windylicker refers to a retarded passenger on the special bus who licks the windows.
Jasus Sandra, your man was like a windylicker in de sack, if ya know what i mean!
windylicker by Kruger606 June 1, 2005

winkydink 

Elvin has one strange looking winkydink!
winkydink by Jakey B. August 13, 2006
An infamous Twitter user that goes by @windycock, everyone thinks it's a female but he's actual male and is bad at using twitter
did you see @windycock's new tweet?
yeah it was terrible.
windycock by thighfi April 20, 2018
Much like a wingman, except you play the supporting role in double penetration, usually doing the anus.
Dude, this girl is into DP, i can wingdick for you
wingdick by Slimmshaney November 28, 2017

windy dick 

after gay men have sexual intercourse, Guy A removes himself from Guy B's pleasure zone and his weapon is dangling, A very gaseous Guy B breaks wind, causing Guy A's weapon to blow like a screen door in a hurricane.
This manuever is also known as "gone with the wind" or "The Windmill.
After Matt was done punishing Brent's foxhole, Brent layed a fart on Matt's incher, giving Matt the nastiest case on Windy Dick since the civil war.
windy dick by The Bij March 8, 2008

Winkydink 

Oh winkydink
Winkydink by Wrecker12 November 6, 2017